Spit ‘n Polish
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Spit ‘n Polish
At Greenwood, we were a relatively isolated base and there
were a lot of us, you know, young flying officers. When you
came out of being a flight cadet, you were commissioned as a
pilot officer and then it was an automatic commission to
flying, or promotion to flying officer after that. There were
some wonderful characters and I can remember an occasion when
a new CO came on the base and he was a spit n’ polish kind of
guy. Group Captain Chapman and we had a great character
amongst us. A fellow named Douglas Macleod who everybody
called “Black Doug” and Black Doug was known to take a drink
or two, often to excess. He wasn’t really what you’d call a
smart dresser. I mean Doug had one uniform basically, you see
and he had one pair of black shoes which through use got
cracked and creased and whatever. And on this particular
occasion, I was standing next to him on parade and Group
Captain Chapman came down the front rank to inspect the troops
and he took one look at this wreck standing in front of him
with a bent hat and an unpressed uniform, looked down and he
had on a pair of black shoes that were all cracked and creased
and of course he was breathing alcohol like you wouldn’t
believe from last night’s party and Group Captain Chapman
said, “What is your name?” “I’m Flying Officer Macleod sir.”
“Flying Officer Macleod, don’t you have another pair of shoes?"
“Yes sir, I do!” “Why don’t you wear them?”
“Because they’re brown sir!” and he just passed on.
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