If we go back to the Gulf War,
I was talking about some of the things that happen
and I think I should relate the story of Liam.
Liam was a young Canadian baby that was born.
Some of the people, when he had arrived,
Bill Luan had arrived in the Middle East before the invasion
so he had brought his wife and so he was able to keep her there,
basically until the Gulf War was breaking out
when Canadian government ordered all the dependents out of there
and a lot of them went to Cyprus,
but they brought the Canadians all back to Canada.
Other UN people they went to Cyprus for the duration of the Gulf War.
But we couldn't evacuate Cindy
because Cindy was nine months pregnant
and her doctor who was an Israeli doctor, pediatrician,
said she can't travel.
She's got to stay here so we waited and waited.
She was one of us type thing.
We'd go out to a restaurant after the Gulf War broke out
because we couldn't find any place else to eat
and we'd go in there and there was nobody in the restaurant
except this couple of thin staff to feed us.
And then she went in, had the baby and the government is screaming,
get her out of there, get her out of there, get the baby out of there.
Liam couldn't be evacuated because Liam didn't have
a birth certificate yet and he didn't have a passport.
So he couldn't leave and the Israelis wouldn't issue a birth certificate
until he had been born ten days.
So closing in on the ten days, they got the birth certificate,
got the passport issued and so on
and they were going to leave in two days.
And I was on a trip with the husband, with Bill, and Bill said,
“I'd love to have him baptized before he heads for home you know,”
he says, “ you never know!”
So I said, “Well, yeah, that would be really nice if you could.”
And we're driving by the Jordan River at the time
on the way back from the Golan Heights down to Nahariya and I said,
“Why don't we get some Jordan water
and baptize him with the Jordan River water!”
So we had a botte of clamato juice with us so we drank the clamato juice,
rinsed out the bottle, picked up the water, brought it out
and we arrived back in Nahariya and it was five to five
and every Saturday night, and this was Saturday night,
a Moroccan priest used to come and say mass for all the Catholics
and he would say it in our bar at the UN house.
So he walks over to the priest.
He says, “Would you baptize my baby?”
The priest assumed that it would be at a later date and he said,
“Yes, I'd be happy to.”
So Bill immediately rushed home, grabbed his wife and baby
and arrived back at twenty after five and he says,
“I'm here for the baptism!”
And the priest says,
“But I haven't got the text in English,” he says,
“I've only got the text in Arabic.”
Bill said, “Well, we're leaving in two days
and he's got to be baptized before he goes.”
So he says, “Okay, I'll do it!”
So I go and strain the water out through a coffee filter
to get as much as the dirt out of it as I can
so we had an earthenware jug to carry it
plus a bowl to pour it in, so the baptism went ahead
and it was being read in Arabic and he would say,
“Say I do or say I will!” or whatever it is.
There was an Irish Colonel who was the contingent commander,
he became the godfather and there was his wife was there still
and she became the godmother and we're videotaping this.
One of our Canadian friends had his video camera there
and he was videotaping the baptism and so on and so forth.
So as soon as the baptism is over,
Bill opened a bottle of champagne and just was serving the champagne,
the air raid siren went off.
So we all, the priest got all upset because he grabbed his gas mask
and put it on but we didn't,
we just all rushed out the rec house out the back
and it's the beach, like on Nahariya
and then it goes around the bay and Haifa's on the other side.
So we're all out there watching this and then we look in the sky
and we can see the Scud missile coming
because you can see the tracers is coming down.
If you can see it, it's not going to hit you.
It's when you don't see it that it could be dangerous,
and so he's videotaping all of this as it's coming down and hit into Haifa
and so this young Liam now has got a film of his baptism
with the air raids siren sounding on it,
seeing the Scud hit and his baptism so it was quite a story,
it was quite an event for us.