And then I was going to tell him he had a beautiful sand brown
belt with a Walther pistol, and all I had was a hand grenade and
I had my hand on my grenade and it only had a three second fuse.
It would have been game over for all of us. And I was going to
tell him to drop his pistol and then I thought, "You know, no,
there's something wrong here. Something really wrong." And
then I asked him in German, I says, "Where are the Canadian
soldiers? Are they ahead of us down the road here?" And I'll
never forget his answer and the look. He says, "(German)", "I
don't know." And then I thought, "Holy shit. I'm really into it."
And then I says, "Well, okay," I told him in German, "you go that
way, and I'll go that way." And they picked the stretcher up and
they went down the road a ways and I turned and looked over my
shoulder. They went about 60 feet and they set the stretcher
down and they were looking. I guess they were discussing on
what I was. It must have dawned on them finally I wasn't one of
them. But funny they never recognized the hand grenades, I
didn't have a potato masher, and I had 50 bandoleers, 25 on this
side and this side of 303 ammo. And anyway, I just kept on going
and I come around the second bend and there I seen the church and
the boys were shooting. The Germans laying in the ditch, our
guys were laying in the ditch and they were firing. But last year
I went to a reunion and there was two guys were laughing about it
They said, well I printed this story and they knew about it and
they said "Yeah, we seen you come around the bend of the road and
we were betting on whether you would make it or not." And I
thought, "You what? You were betting?!" I got up to the church,
I got to the wall, and there was a guy by the wall laying in a
hole and I says, "How the hell do I get in this church?" He
says "Get up that wall fast," he says, "You'll get your goddam
butt shot off." I run up the wall, I went to the building, and
there was great big oak doors. I pushed the door in and I got in.
I could have dumped the ammo there and said to the guys.
"Here's ammo," but it worried me. I says, "No, I want to see
the major, no, the captain." I finally found him in a room with
Captain Montgomery. So I told him, I says, "You know, you got a
lot of German prisoners back there, sir." And he looked at me
and he says, "How many and how far back?" And I says, "Well,
about 400 feet back and probably 250 to 300." He jumped about
that here, Major Dugen, he says, "We got no f'n prisoners!" And,
holy, shit, it never dawned on me yet what I done, for years, it
never. But anyway, Montgomery, he phoned for three Typhoons.