First assignment... O.K., I got the telegram, went to the police
station, got a warrant, and my father-in-law drove me to,
my future father-in-law, drove me to the station and I went down
to a place called Abington, in Berkshire. Abington was a pre-war
station, it was an OTU. Operational Training Unit. And, I think
it was OTU 10 I think it was. Anyway, when we got there we found
out, it was the day before D-Day of course, but the next morning
we found out it was D-Day. Okay, and we were sent out the next
morning into a huge parade area behind the billets. And when we
got there, there would be oh... 5 about 30, 30 times 5.... yeah.
About 30, there was 30 crews so about 30 times 5 at that time.
And we were all told, we were called to attention, we're just
loosely standing around and an officer came and called us to
attention and said, "Within the next 15 to 20 minutes you will
pick for yourself a crew, voluntary. If at the end of this 15
minutes or half an hour, whatever it was, you have not done so,
we will assign you a crew." OK, so I had two buddies and we,
I was the senior of the three so, in service as well as
everything else, so the other two decided that... you got two
gunners, they'd flip a coin to see which one was going to come
with me. So they flipped a coin and the Scottish laddie lost,
the one that ate the porridge. He lost and so Reg came with me,
Reg Morris. And we then were standing around, the two of us
together and this guy walked past, he was big. Hunky looking guy
and he had the pilot's wings, so Reg says to me "Ask him! Go on,
ask him!" So I said "Hey, sir! Hey sergeant, are you looking for
two gunners?" And he said "Oh, sure to be God I am!" Oh God,
I got an Irish man. So he said, "Are you any good?" I said,
"Oh yeah, you got the two best gunners on this parade ground."
"Ah sure," he says "have you be pulling my leg." So anyway, he
took us. And we looked around and we saw another guy, tall, thin
looking fellow. And he was a navigator's badge up, so we asked
him if he was looking for a crew and he said, "Yeah, yeah," he
says, "Indeed to goodness I am man." Oh God, we've got a Welshman
So now we have a Yorkshire man, an Irishman, from the free
state! They weren't even supposed to be in the war! Now we have a
Welshman as a navigator. Now we want a wireless operator. So we
tally around and this guy walks up to us and he says, "Whey ya
man are you looking for a WOp?" Oh God we've got a Jordie, from
Newcastle. And so we finished up with, and we found another guy.
He was a Cockney from the sound of Bow Bells. That meant he was
a for real Cockney, with the Cockney accent. Now we have all
these guys, each one with a different accent, trying to work
together as a crew and understand what each one is saying!
And that in itself is a chore, because believe you me, when you
get a group like that together.... and we came top of the course.