This is funny because they used to call
us the twins. I eluded to where Gil Shaw and
I lived n the movement control shack at the
end of our warehouse and as
I say we had no weapons.
And between our quarters,
there's a warehouse and then another door
going into the main office, or our office,
and then it was like one long building,
all closed off with the doors locked at night
sort of approach. In the warehouse was
what we called the “MFO”, military forwarding
boxes for these guys getting ready to
ship stuff home. The box would be about
the size of maybe that TV and they would
have all the stuff that they were sending
home, Grundig tape recorders which were
big thing over there at the time and
other stuff that they wanted to ship home.
It would be packed and marked and
we would keep it in the warehouse.
Every week there was a flight in and
out and some of those boxes would go
each week on the aircraft
to go back to Canada.
And Gil was a bit of a physical fitness nut.
He'd get up in the morning and
he'd take his blanket and he'd go into the
warehouse so he wouldn't disturb me and
he'd be doing his push ups.
He got up this morning to go into the
warehouse and the door was locked and
there was this small table between our
two cots and he said to me,
“Did you lock this door?” and I said,
“No”, “Throw me my keys!”
I looked on the table, ”They're not here!”,
“What?” ”They're not here!”
So he went out and down in the office and
came back through and his keys were in
the lock on the inside of the warehouse.
Now they had come into our room and
we used to leave that door open between
our room and the warehouse but they had
locked us in our bedroom with his keys,
they had taken the screen off the back
window and made steps up the piles and
they had taken about 15 boxes out of the
MFO box, they robbed us during the night.
And he came through the door,
“Holy, we've been robbed,
the buggers broke into the place!”
Well, what was his name, the colonel,
I forget now but when he heard this,
the base commander, Canadian
contingent commander, was he ever upset.
And he wanted to know why and how this
happened. “I understand you had two NCO's
sleeping in that building?”
Okay over we went so he wanted an
explanation and he said to us,
“What were you doing?”
And Corporal Shaw said,
“Sleeping sir!” “Sleeping, you're on duty!”
You know it was stupid thing,
it was the middle of the night,
certainly we were sleeping,
I was tempted to ask the colonel what he
was doing but I didn't say a word.
But after that they called us the
Bobbsey twins, the sleeping beauties
and stuff like that. So he said
something about weapons,
we said we had no weapons.
“No weapons?”
“No, we have no weapons.”
“Well, that's going to change.”
So a couple of days later we were sent
over to the RSO and we each picked up,
signed out to us an SMG, a semi machine
gun and 28 rounds of ammunition.
I hadn't handled a weapon like
that in about three years.
And in case, the reason we got it
was in case they come again,
you shoot the buggers sort of thing, you know.
We never did, we had to go out and
practice firing with this SMG and
I honestly tell you if it had happened,
I couldn't have shot anybody with that thing,
I'm not a killer, I'm a lover.