I was going to get ready to sort of hike
back to our lines as soon as I could
get out but I needed something to
drink and this is where I found that
can of tomato juice and drank it.
And I picked up some other cans and
put them in the little kit bag I had and
I decided I was going to start away and go.
Well as I was moving around,
there was a room that had, you know,
these wine in a, what could you call them,
covered with the, not fabric, but, well,
anyway they are the bottle shaped things
there and they were on the floor stacked
on the floor and again
I was afraid that if I had any,
it might be again poisoned,
I wouldn’t touch the water on the same things,
foolish but that’s the way it was.
But there were a couple of bottles that just
had heels of wine in the bottom and
I thought well they wouldn’t be bad,
they wouldn’t be sort of poisoned in that
so I picked one up and I drank the little
heel of wine that was in the bottom of it.
I got as far as the centre room of the
thing and I collapsed on the desk,
it just laid me out cold and the next
thing I knew was that I woke up lying on
this desk and dressed like this and
I thought, hmm, what woke me?
Something woke me up.
And I listened and then I heard a truck,
I mean an engine turn over and
I thought, oh my God they’re back!
And then this truck obviously drove
up right to in front of the door,
I couldn’t see but I could hear it and
I thought, oh no, they’re coming in and
somebody came up the steps,
kicked the door open and I went oh dear!
I was just laid out, I wasn’t moving.
And then this individual came through
the door and I saw the flash of light on the
steel helmet and I thought,
that’s not a German helmet,
and then the guy came the rest of the
way in and he had a red band,
MP on his arm and it was a British Army military
policeman and he had his gun and
his holster on his belt and of course
he came in kind of cautiously.
I hit the floor from the desk with these
big boots on, clattered the cement floor and
of course this noise, this MP immediately
jumped on the basis that it was a German and
you know they had warned that these people
if they were wounded would stay behind and
they would be suicide squad type of thing.
So this guy reaches for his gun in his holster,
I went across the room,
passed him to the door and got out to the
door and was heading towards the stairs
at the bottom of the door and
here’s this sergeant at the bottom of the stairs
with a rifle and a bayonet pointing up saying,
“Hey, What’s up?”
And this chap behind me has his gun
out by this time and shoves it in my back.
And here I am in German uniform,
my pants are bloodied from the wound and
I am just what you might think,
I am a German leftover.
Well of course I start talking about just,
“I’m a Canadian, I’m with the Air Force!”
and so on and this sergeant
didn’t crack a smile.
He just held this thing pointed at me and
at one moment I am blabbering away
with this sort of thing with his gun
shoved in my back and the sergeant says,
“Okay son, have a seat!”