A Humorous Christmas Story
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A Humorous Christmas Story
Well, I know it was around Christmas and Cardinal Spellman was
over there to visit the troops from New York and, of course,
visiting all the troops and they had laid down, shall we say,
you had to go to church, had to go to mass. Anyhow as it
happened, the gun I was on there happened to be five Protestant
fellas on it but one RC fellow. So we had orders, all the RC’s
had to go get a blessing from Cardinal Spellman and then all the
rest of us, the Protestants, well they had to go see I just
forget now there was some big high church man there,
Presbyterian man, I think. And we had to go over in the same
place and have a blessing to Christmas. But the orders were you
had to be as clean as you possibly could. So when I dug down in
my bag I never had a clean pair of pants. So I said to this
fellow, Bob Welsh was on the gun crew, I said, “Bob, you got a
clean pair of pants? “Yes” he said, “Well when you come back,
I wants the pants!” “Alright, no problem!” So when the truck
come back, he jumped down and shoved down the pants and I shoved
down and we changed over the pants and I went on over to, shall we say,
the church service, Christmas special service there on the side of
the hill, you sit on a rock. I happened to put my hand in the
pocket of this fellow, Welsh’s pocket, you know, and of course,
I says, “What’s that?” Of course when I hauled it out this was
his prayers beads. Of course I wasn’t used to prayer beads but this
big dark American fellow, big black Yankee on the back of me
he tapped me on the shoulder. He said, “Man, I believe
you’s in the wrong place!” (Laughter)
So that's a little humorous story.
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